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Mt. Vernon Texas Newspaper Headline

MT. VERNON, TEXAS, WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!

After the cat-house was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer." But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise. The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this damn case, but it appears from the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit!"  


:iconfacepalmplz: OH :icondoublefacepalmplz: THE :iconrikerfacepalmplz: IRONY.
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:iconmisssparkle1:
Personally, I think that crusty old judge makes a valid point, lol.
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KeswickPinhead Jan 15, 2013   General Artist
:giggle: A local prostitute was quoted as saying "I'll believe anything you want, Sugar, but it'll cost you extra. Let us pray".:lol:
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PaleoClipper Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hah! nice
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KeswickPinhead Jan 16, 2013   General Artist
'What do the faithful and the pros really have in common?' I'll pretend to hear you ask for the purpose of this setup.

They both spend a lot of time on their knees.:D
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PaleoClipper Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
>.<
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MamaLucia Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
It would be nice, but I'm sure it is a (delightful!) spoof. Look up "voraciously" -- makes no sense in the context. :)
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PaleoClipper Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh well...still funny
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MamaLucia Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Yeah, I know ... :shrug: It's a darn good spoof. :D
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Ha!
That would be awesome if it were real.
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Ezri-Krios Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:highfive:
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